Liz Smith
A TOM & KATIE STORM
This came with Internet stuff from a normal woman in literary circles; no sleazy source she. It was about Tom and Katie. And please, if you need last names, why are you reading here?
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I don't know who she's talking about. KM
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Anyway, the rumor is fabulously unprintable, libelous and fascinating. Even if I could print it without being sued, I can't confirm that it's true. Most likely a lot of wishful thinking went into this slander. But make no mistake  whether it's good or bad for Tom, or good or bad for his new Steven Spielberg movie "War of the Worlds" Â
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What could it be? I want to know! Could the rumor be Tom Cruise is on Paxel or Zoloft which by the way wouldn't help him. This guy needs lithium! I'm not a doctor but it's clear he's sick in the head.
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How dare you make that statement about Tom Cruise!
That's not right criticizing Tom Cruise!!!!!
The rumor is that Katie was mesmerized by Tom's teeth, and has a soft spot for self-absorbed megalomaniacs with cultish tendencies and orthotic lifts.
Kevin!!!! I love you! I miss seeing you on television! Glad to see your blog!
Now about Tom. Yes, Lithium, or maybe Tegritol, or, Depakote. Tom needs to take SOMETHING. Even my MOM, who doesn't notice ANYTHING, said to me, and I quote, "I think he's having a manic episode". Now as far as anyone taking that as a "statement" (is a statement bad?), well, look at it this way. If someone had a broken leg and you said they need to get a cast put on that, is that a uhhm, errr, a "statement"?
I had a boil on my neck and named it after Tom. I'd like to go on a cruise sometime and develop another neck boil, then I can have parity in my life with all these words and boils.
Tom needs to do some CREST commercials and show off his Big Pants. Mr Bigg
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